The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.

“Hey who’s that robot over there?”
“Excuse me? That is Keebo, you uncultured swine.”

Keebo by Toothylemon May 4, 2020

Related Words

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Keez

Keez is what you would use to refer to a group of close mates, or can be used when talking about a group of mates that are in prison (under lock and key).

It’s another way of saying the plural of the term “G” which means close mate. In this case keez is the plural of the term “kee” which is basically someone who is even closer to you than a g (they are called a kee because they usually would know your secrets, like a key opening locks)

“I only let my keez know about dem ones you get me”
“3 up my keez”
“I’m gonna meet my keez this weekend”
“Me ‘n my keez are heading OT this week”

Keez by P.W.A. June 22, 2020

Harry Keeble

Cool kid :)

Guy 1: He is SUCH a Harry Keeble.
Guy 2: Oh definitely.

Harry Keeble by wellyup August 3, 2009

Keeb2

word used to describe smoking weed or to refer to weed itself. Also refered to as how high you were.

"I was sooo keeb2 last night"
"lets keeb2 tonight"
"do you have an keeb2?"
"how keeb2 were you last night?"

Keeb2 by iwassokeeb2lastnight January 4, 2010

Keeble

(v) The act of "fingering" someone up the anus. The act of inserting ones finger into the anus of another person. Originated from someone overshooting when with their girlfriend.

If someone is fingered up their anus by their boyfriend/girlfriend, they are said to have been keebled. Keebling being the act of fingering someone up the anus. One can also poke other people's arses (through clothing) and say "keebled", this is an immature way of keebling someone.

Keeble by Yonni June 11, 2006

Keeblerish

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

Keeblerish by jpkaty October 5, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026