kebabman 

a guy called dilhan

let's go to the kebabman

kebabman by kebabman123 August 1, 2021

kebabminton 

A sport involving consuming a kebab, followed shortly by a game of badminton

Hey Fred, fancy a game of kebabminton tonight?

Sure thing Tom, let's swing by that Lebanese place on Edgware Road then head on to the sports centre

kebabminton by TheSingingTroll September 29, 2010

Kebabanash 

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.

At 3pm on the day after a house party:

Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."

Kebabanash by DrJonas February 4, 2010

Kebabwank 

Kebabwank; when you use the donet meat from someones kebab, then ejaculate onto the pita bread and then putting the meat back in ready for the other person to eat

I just Kebabwank'ed in Jordans kebab.

Kebabwank by Toonbarmy2009 October 2, 2019

kebabwank 

Using a friend's diner meat masturbate & ejaculate onto the pita bread, before putting the meat back on top and serving to a friend to eat

I just kebabwanked jordan

kebabwank by Toonbarmy2009 October 2, 2019

kebab man 

a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.

"the kebab man had serious B.O"

"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"

"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"

kebab man by kebab man May 1, 2008

Kebabanese 

A person who is from the kebab shop

As a Chinese person is from China the kebabanese are from the kebab shop

Person 1: what nationality are those people who work at the kebab shop?
Person 2: kebabanese

Kebabanese by Zazastein December 24, 2024