Kebabwank

Kebabwank; when you use the donet meat from someones kebab, then ejaculate onto the pita bread and then putting the meat back in ready for the other person to eat

I just Kebabwank'ed in Jordans kebab.

by Toonbarmy2009 October 2, 2019

kebabwank

Using a friend's diner meat masturbate & ejaculate onto the pita bread, before putting the meat back on top and serving to a friend to eat

I just kebabwanked jordan

by Toonbarmy2009 October 2, 2019

Kebabanash

Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.

At 3pm on the day after a house party:

Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."

by DrJonas February 4, 2010

Kebabkaknab

Something of low quality

I want these grapes, they're cheap. No you don't want those, they're kebabkaknab.

by mr.gnager May 4, 2017

kebabwallet

a vagina with hanging folds of piss lips, resembling the donner meat of a large kebab--

''fuck man, that old slapper I pulled last night had the biggest kebabwallet ive ever seen''

by mr absolute bollox August 9, 2017

kebabman

a guy called dilhan

let's go to the kebabman

by kebabman123 August 1, 2021

Kebabanese

A person who is from the kebab shop

As a Chinese person is from China the kebabanese are from the kebab shop

Person 1: what nationality are those people who work at the kebab shop?
Person 2: kebabanese

by Zazastein December 24, 2024