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Dilhan
A smoking hot nerd. He is very sexy with a massive cock. He is great in bed, a fantastic kisser like no tomorrow, yet behind all the superficial stuff he is kind, hilarious and sensitive, and always looking for comfort in helping others. He is generous and hardworking and knows how to get a job done right!
Dilhan by smartestpersonalive101 October 8, 2011
dildano
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020
dishanth
World's smartest person. Loved by everyone and cares a lot for others. Dishanth's are easy going and spiritual, they have, in depth knowledge about human behaviour, treat them right and they treat you better. Dishanth's are brave and are not afraid of anything. Dishanth's are hardworking, like to get things done and dusted. They are strong and have good interest in school and helping. If you are friends with a Dishanth, you are very lucky.
dishanth by Mr.Awesome September 14, 2020
dishant
World's smartest person. Loved by everyone and cares a lot for others. Dishant's are easy going and spiritual, they have, in depth knowledge about human behaviour.
dishant by DrunkenSword May 5, 2015
dilshan
A sweet heart With an Innocent face. The Best kisser and Really Good in bed. A hot nerd with a lot of sentiments.
dilshan by MuchMoreSweetHeart September 19, 2020
Slang Dildangin'
A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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