Kebabwank
Kebabwank; when you use the donet meat from someones kebab, then ejaculate onto the pita bread and then putting the meat back in ready for the other person to eat
Kebabwank by Toonbarmy2009 October 2, 2019
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kebabwank
Using a friend's diner meat masturbate & ejaculate onto the pita bread, before putting the meat back on top and serving to a friend to eat
kebabwank by Toonbarmy2009 October 2, 2019
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Kebabwank • kebabwallet • Kebabanash • Kebabanese • Kebabkaknab • kebab man • kebab fan • kebab fanny • kebab hand • Kebab hangover
Kebabanash
Rare delicacy food found in the morning (or afternoon) after a house party. It is made by using a leftover meaty snack as an ashtray, often without the owner of the fast food being aware. Seeing (or eating) such delights on a hungover morning may lead to nausea effects.
At 3pm on the day after a house party:
Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
Mr A: "Morning duuude, how hungover are you? I feels terribles..."
Dr B: "I've been horrendously sick after microwaving a bit of breakfast kebabanash and devouring it."
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Kebabkaknab
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Kebabanese
A person who is from the kebab shop
As a Chinese person is from China the kebabanese are from the kebab shop
As a Chinese person is from China the kebabanese are from the kebab shop
Kebabanese by Zazastein December 24, 2024
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