keathen noun also known as sugartits for there enourmous man breasts, also staying at home playing halo without a life. often has a milf. and is known to use butt plugs and anal beads.
"dude, wheres keathen today?"
"hes buisy owning noobz!"
"have you seen keathens mom?"
"yeah! shes a total milf!!"
"hes buisy owning noobz!"
"have you seen keathens mom?"
"yeah! shes a total milf!!"
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