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Keaghen is a mysterious human. Keaghen has been through a lot in his life and struggles with his past. Even though he struggles, Keaghen can be a great friend and partner. Any Keaghen is kind, compassionate and very loving. Keaghens tend to make bad decisions, including career choices, woman choices and choices regarding birthday locations. Keaghens also tend to leave their loved ones behind to focus on a more exciting experience, usually new women. If you have a Keaghen in your life, tell them that you love and appreciate them because they appreciate it more than you can know.
Person 1: “That guy has such small calves but is so incredibly handsome”
Person 2: “I bet his name is Keaghen and I bet he has Chlamydia”
keaghen by Oliver Black August 28, 2022
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A young boy with the most heart warming smile and dazzling blue eyes.

sometimes a handfull, still always a Wonderfull, beautiful, and handsome child.

Someone who has you wrapped up in a hug with a smile every time they see you, and at every good by.
Guy- I need some hugs and kisses! :(

Girl- yeah where is Keagen right now?
Keagen by Keagen May 24, 2014
the most wonderful guy in the entire world
Did you see Keagen? He's adorable.
Keagen by Kyleeyleeylee June 9, 2009
keathen noun also known as sugartits for there enourmous man breasts, also staying at home playing halo without a life. often has a milf. and is known to use butt plugs and anal beads.
"dude, wheres keathen today?"
"hes buisy owning noobz!"

"have you seen keathens mom?"
"yeah! shes a total milf!!"
keagen is the most heart warming fella you will ever meet! he’s such a gentleman and so incredibly smart. he may seem strong on the outside but in the inside he’s a big softy. don’t hurt a keagen because it will crush him. keagen gets along with everyone he meets. he may seem shy at first but once you get to know him he’s a really funny, chill, and sweet guy. keagen is also a very attractive guy. someone who doesn’t give up when life gives them a curveball. he will over achieve in sports but he’s a great guy.
Wow look at Keagen, isn’t he so cute. He seems like a really good guy.
A person who has an amazing personality but is one of the biggest assholes when he wants to be
That guy at the gym is such a keagen
Keagen by Kskytdebnskosy December 7, 2021
omg hes so sexy and hot everyone loves him omg hes a chick magnet and has so much sex
keagen is
Keagen by Fartyou October 14, 2020
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