Keathon

He loves unconditionally no matter the consequences.he is not afraid of what he feels when he feels it,your reaction maybe but not his feelings.he always has your back.NO MATTER WHAT.I experienced his love once. I promise you loving him never ends no matter the countless times you push him away.When he loves,HE LOVES. And when he loves you best believe you're going to see a side of him that you haven't ever seen before.he starts being himself unconditionally because he trusts you.he has the most amazing eyes and an adorable dimple just above his upper lip.he has one of the rarest,purest and kindest hearts alive,his the kind of love you never forget and that's okay because loving him was beautiful,loving him made you realize that love is something you fight for, you don't just give up,loving him helped show you that you deserve to be loved and loved hard.that's how he loves,he makes it harder for the next to even come close to the way he made you feel.he is the love you compare to all the nexts,the rest.so if you have him,hold on to him and hold on tight.Don't.Let.Go. love him and love him as hard as you possibly can,don't let him slip away.please reassure him every single day that you want him and only him,don't miss a day because thats all he needs to know just how much you love him.to know that you and him are forever.so if you find yourself a keathon you're the luckiest girl (or boy) in the world,in terms of friendship, love and a relationship with him, you get it all

Keathon,the boy with the beautiful hazel brown eyes,the softest hands and the kindest most love filled heart.There he goes loving hard despite the consequences.There he goes being himself so unconditionally,don't let that one slip away.Love him please,hold on to him.

Keathon by Knucklehead♡ November 1, 2020

Keathon

He loves unconditionally no matter the consequences.he is not afraid of what he feels when he feels it,your reaction maybe but not his feelings.he always has your back.NO MATTER WHAT.I experienced his love once. I promise you loving him never ends no matter the countless times you push him away.When he loves,HE LOVES. And when he loves you best believe you're going to see a side of him that you haven't ever seen before.he starts being himself unconditionally because he trusts you.he has the most amazing eyes and an adorable dimple just above his upper lip.he has one of the rarest,purest and kindest hearts alive,his the kind of love you never forget and that's okay because loving him was beautiful,loving him made you realize that love is something you fight for, you don't just give up,loving him helped show you that you deserve to be loved and loved hard.that's how he loves,he makes it harder for the next to even come close to the way he made you feel.he is the love you compare to all the nexts,the rest.so if you have him,hold on to him and hold on tight.Don't.Let.Go. love him and love him as hard as you possibly can,don't let him slip away.please reassure him every single day that you want him and only him,don't miss a day because thats all he needs to know just how much you love him.to know that you and him are forever.so if you find yourself a keathon you're the luckiest girl (or boy) in the world,in terms of friendship, love and a relationship with him, you get it all

Keathon,the boy with the beautiful hazel brown eyes,the softest hands and the kindest most love filled heart.There he goes loving hard despite the consequences.There he goes being himself so unconditionally,don't let that one slip away.Love him please,hold on to him.

Keathon by Knucklehead♡ November 1, 2020

Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

Michael Keaton

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009

Keaton Garbage

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

Keaton Garbage by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026