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The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 3, 2025
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