When somebody has really bad swamp ass for so long that it glues their asscheecks to their underwear.
"Fuck, I should have done a ghost wipe, now I got Welded Ass"
"Duuuude, I haven't been able to change my underwear for 2 years."
"Duuuude, I haven't been able to change my underwear for 2 years."
by MrBlight February 29, 2024
1.) When one appears fatter or bloated after running due to soreness and swelling
2.) When someone runs one marathon and acts like they're the second coming of Usain Bolt. This is typically performed by regularly wearing your marathon medal, getting a 26.1 bumper sticker, and proclaiming "how little I had to train for it."
2.) When someone runs one marathon and acts like they're the second coming of Usain Bolt. This is typically performed by regularly wearing your marathon medal, getting a 26.1 bumper sticker, and proclaiming "how little I had to train for it."
1.) "Dang I look big after those 5 miles, must be the Runner's Bloat"
2.) A: "Dave has been very strange after the marathon!"
B: "He's got the runner's bloat I guess."
2.) A: "Dave has been very strange after the marathon!"
B: "He's got the runner's bloat I guess."
by MrBlight February 29, 2024
by MrBlight February 29, 2024
When a straight person hooks up with someone of the opposite gender, but they bamboozle the recipient into thinking they had the opposite reproductive parts.
Typically when a woman actually has a penis.
Typically when a woman actually has a penis.
by MrBlight February 28, 2024