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keaster
keaster by mitchell keast May 30, 2005
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keaster • keaster creeper • keaster eggs • keastered • keastering • The Sneezing Keaster • keister • Kester • Keester • keister bunny
keaster eggs
The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.
keaster eggs by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015
keaster creeper
keaster creeper by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009
The Sneezing Keaster
A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
The Sneezing Keaster by MrBlight June 3, 2025
Kester’s Balls
A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019
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