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Kevin Bacon Alert - when a fool on the dance floor resembles Kevin Bacon in his Footloose years and really thinks he can dance but is usually just high. Often displayed by a feverish whipping of the head from side to side and an off-beat pounding of the feet and flailing arms. They always come out during good songs and always levitate towards the good dancers, ruining everything.

Related:
-Super KBA - all of the above with a shirtless guy.
All the guys and gals are dancing it up an the floor to some cool jamz when some fool starts clearing the dance floor because people are trying to get away from his ass disgusted at the horrible display. You yell to your unsuspecting crew who might have their reputations and image damaged for life, "KBA, KBA!!" so they can get the fuck out of the way of these stoned retards.
KBA by the_big_mcattack March 28, 2009
Words you can keep
Generally some loser who's name starts with or is Scott. Spends most of their time troubleshooting AOL connections (WHO KNOWS WHY?!?) This type of person's main goal in life is to find their sexual orientation!
Man, that guy is definatly KBA!
kba by Gregg March 27, 2004
Related Words
kba Kbaby Kbag kbarbs KbabyxYts kbaek kbagss kbai kbaibai kbainao
Denotes a typically stereotypical person, usually of caucasian origin or race. Also a term applied to an aficionado of lights, lasers, and felines.
Watch out for kbaum, he'll insult you then blind you with his spotlight.
kbaum by MCP Master February 16, 2005
kbaibai is a cool way to say Ok bye bye. Usually used in chat rooms, forums and IM.
Also related to kbai.
<ChaosKiller> me go sleep
<ChaosKiller> kbaibai
<Ginger> baibai
kbaibai by DecoyDucky February 9, 2010
Hes the ardest ute out ere and makes ps wiv his brothers Kamz Blankz Grose JS and the gyalist KR
Kbandz makes ps everyday and loves it
kbandz by N15Bandit June 14, 2021
1. An even FURTHER bastardization of kbye and kbi. An abrupt way to end a conversation. Usually used in online forums and in instant messengers.
2. To die. To expire. To cease to exist. To push up daisies. To buy the farm. To kick the bucket. etc...
1.

n00b: n den he wuz all liek ROFLLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFL!!!!11`
Jill: kbai. *signs off*

2.

sad emo kid: LIFE JUST ISN'T WORTH IT ANYMORE!!! *sob sob sob* (grabs razor)
nerdy internet kid: *busts in* No go kbai! Want to go get tacos?
sad emo kid: okay.
kbai by Gilmo September 17, 2008
Similar to kbai, but with emphasis by adding nao. Hence, kbainao.
The nao when added to kbai, kbainao can imply directly to someone that he is expected to leave and likely make a scene upon exiting.

1 It means shoo, go away, I'm done with you.

In other situations it can mean that I am dropping/leaving abruptly, one can probably gather why from the context.
1 Ex.
boy: girl i wanna lick the #### outta ur a$$
girl: oh yeah?
boy: hellz ya
girl: kbainao
kbainao by MynoduEsp_1st September 30, 2011
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B)
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