An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a
party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the
paper the next day and find he'
s either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "
See CNN last
night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my
shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"