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Hajime Kashimo 

Somebody who does absolutely nothing and dies.

Delivers on punch at their opponent, then discover your attraction to them and become a waffle.
Greatest feat: Beating up an innocent animal that does not speak human language. (Didn't even kill him)
Person A (Uraume): "What shall I prepare for breakfast today"
Person B (Sukuna): "Don't worry about that, I no diffed Hajime Kashimo today and made us some waffles"
Hajime Kashimo by trucksareboring October 8, 2023
A synonym for fraud.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight between Ukuna and Ash?
Guy 2: Yeah, Ash was telling everyone that he would beat Ukuna easily, but he instantly lost. He's a Kashimo.
Kashimo by quicke November 19, 2023

kashimo scaling 

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.
Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!

Hajime Kashimo 

“I love my malewife Hajime Kashimo”
Hajime Kashimo by watr January 28, 2024

Hajime Kashimo 

Teal haired reincarnated dude that’s over 400 years old, malewife material yet dilf at the same time
Hajime Kashimo by watr January 28, 2024

Hajime Kashimo 

hajime kashimo is a 100/10 baddie and he has huge man boobs
boy: hajime kashimo is such a fraud, He did nothing then he died.
man: who cares, he has a phat ass and thats all that matters.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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