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kate plus 8

Kate Gosselin's reality show with her 8 kids. In 2008 used to be Jon and Kate plus 8 but they got divorced. A lot of rumors of Kate abusing the kids. Well, Kate Gosselin is kinda bitchy.
Kate Plus 8 is sooooo fake
kate plus 8 by QueenValencia December 26, 2014
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Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8! 

When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.
When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"

Jon and Kate Plus 8 

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

jon and kate plus 8 

A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is a TV show on TLC.

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

Jon & Kate plus 8 

It is derived from a TV show on TLC. A couple that lives with 8 kids with chaos happening everyday.
The term is also interchangeable with a big 'Mexican family'.
Look at that 'Jon & Kate plus 8'!
Jon & Kate plus 8 by Yukester December 20, 2007

Jon and Kate plus 8 

A TLC television show about a couple and their 8 children. It is one of the most watched shows on TLC. The show format is of the two parents recounting a particular day and the trails and tribulations that follow as they raise their children. These interview responses are interruptions to clips from that day. In other words, the most amazing show ever!
A: so what is your favorite show?
B: Jon and Kate plus 8
A: OMG ME TOO
Jon and Kate plus 8 by tlcrepresent December 18, 2008
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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