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Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

bfor pointing out how you don't like something;

cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;

equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

Kalenize 

To take a lego set or collection of parts and create a micro-scale build
I bought the Lego Toy Store set and kalenized it.
Kalenize by brbrix December 21, 2020
When someone becomes a unjust victim or โ€œKarenyโ€ from a Karen and it leads to long term effects like haver a target on your back.๐Ÿคฌ Being Karenized is awful and it could very well ruin someoneโ€™s life.
This Karen Karenized me and I went to jail for a while for something I didnโ€™t do and now no one will hire me.

karenize 

To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.

karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question

karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?

Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.

Response: So, is the order going to ship?

No.

Then, don't karenize.
karenize by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010

Pastenizeableism 

A feeling of urge to recreate past events.
Jack felt pastenizeableism to recreate the climb up K2, the second largest mountain in the world.

Kasterization 

Process of belittling people and squeeze water on a person who knows the future
Me: Alex just squeezed water on my pants!
You: Oh snap! You just got kasterized!
Me: I know dude! Kasterization sucks
Kasterization by Leonardo Leonardo January 23, 2013