kittenize 

to make someone your little kitten. basically to make someone want you so bad they’d do anything for you

“i just kittenized nick tina”

kittenize by aphoticasf September 15, 2023

kittenize 

to make someone your “little kitten”. otherwise known as nick tina and aiden frydman.

“aidan is so kittenized bro”

kittenize by aphoticasf November 12, 2023

kittenize 

to make someone your little kitten. when you make someone your little bitch

“i literally kittenized nick”

kittenize by aphoticasf January 28, 2024

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

Kittentoe 

A variation of cameltoe. A hot young girl under the age of 18. Having kitten replace camel is to reference the size (much smaller) of the wedge that appears in the genital region resulting from tight fitting clothing.

An example of size would be to make a fist and look at the crease between your first and second knuckle = Kittentoe

Girls rolling down the waste of their already small A&F shorts = Kittentoe

Selena Gomez, Hannah Montana, most high school cheerleaders, etc... = kittentoe

Kittentoe by jimihat February 21, 2009

Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018

kastenize 

The act of insulting or making fun of someone, in a bias or non bias way, who contradicts your ideas, opinions or beliefs.

Neil K. kastenizes like it's (-25) his job.

kastenize by IN5ID3M4N June 4, 2009