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A 15 year old male who enjoys his collection of twitch memes. He believes real life should just be an emulation of a dank twitch chat and continues to say phrases such as "not like this" and repeatedly spams words when he is excited such as "2 percent" or "KappaRosenberg"
"You see that CNW across the street? He's such a Kartu!"
kartu by CUMNIGGERWHORE May 27, 2016
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.
Related Words
It is a word used for openly homosexual men in some parts of India.
A: I heard that you friend is now a karthic
B: Yeah, he is very brave for doing that
karthic by Shravyyy February 14, 2020

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Kantutan 

Maria, kantutan!
Kantutan by Agonks January 3, 2021

Mario Kart 

A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.
Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009