karsting 

When you drink a beer and a cocktail simultaneously at a bar.

Man, I was totally karsting the other night at the pub.

karsting by Prisoner0 March 29, 2015

Kersting 

kur-steeng

-noun
a name signifying mental and emotional strength in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or temptation courageously. Most often a person of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.

-adjective:
to be of or like Kersting.

noun You're an amazing individual. Your compasion and intelligence are exceeded only by your ability to master any situation in which life places you. You're courageous, bold, and one of the most interesting people in the world. You must be a Kersting.

adjective The way you handled yourself during that disaster was so kersting.

Kersting by Grassfinger May 26, 2010

Leisure Karting 

Usually pronounced in the pompous fashion, lee-sher, Leisure Karting applies to any of the Mario Kart games on Nintendo systems. Leisure Karting consists of playing the game multiplayer against friends, but not competitively, and never in teams for a tournament.

Yo, I'm not in the mood for a competitive game right now. Can we just go Leisure Karting?

Leisure Karting by bobsnormal August 10, 2008

mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

mario karting by deekayzero November 18, 2018

karstin 

A girl with no upper body and a hella long neck

Wow that giraffe looks like karstin

karstin by Yaboiisstraight February 19, 2018

Karting 

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

Karting by I PWN U September 9, 2006

Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

Mario Karting by Devastez July 6, 2011