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Karney-hatch 

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.
I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.
Karney-hatch by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020
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trippin over kearney (tok) 

when you are fallin in love with a girl who wants to be just friends
guy number 1: hey you still into that girl
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro
very sensitive individual. loves to smile and laugh. don't take shit from nobody. laughs more then the average person. likes to get in screaming relationships just for the hot make up sex. has a lot of friends. very emotional though. hides alot from everybody. very talented. humorous and loves music.
damn look at that girl, she's perfect ! she must be a karley..
karley by nikkiflores6969 March 7, 2009
A really pretty girl. Usually petite and a brunette. She is uber smart and finds really cool friends to hang out with. She's a really good girlfriend and gets all the guys. She basically has the perfect life: intelligent, popular, and pretty. She's a triple threat; watch out for her! Everyone wants to be Karley. She's the it-girl.
If you ever date Karley, your the luckiest man alive!
Karley by kmlover1394 April 3, 2011
A Leader and sweet guy he helps people and friends with problem he is intelligent and strong during wargames his strategy can give him the ability to Conquer he acts like a General and a great Conqueror with his armys theres no stopping him he will defend his love one's and friends his sweet and kind but when it comes to war his always on the move and wont give up until his mission is complete
Kerney seems so nice he helps me with problems and is always there for me to back me up Kerney seems to be the nicest person I know and I'm glad to have him as a friend
Kerney by Ceasar June 24, 2021

Bishop Kearney High School 

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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