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is a crazy, wild little butthead. shes a fun friend to hang out with.
that chick is so karliko!
karliko by 1stPeanut November 25, 2011
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Krizz Kaliko 

Amazing Rapper from the independent label Strange Music. He has been featured on many of Tech N9ne's songs, has 3 albums (Vilitigo, Genius, Shock Treatment) and 1 EP (S.I.C.).
He suffers from a skin disease, Vilitigo, which gives him smooth white patches on parts of his body. Anyone who judges him for so will get smacked by me.
Tech and Krizz go back all the way from the 90s. Tech made a song called "Who You Came To See" and Krizz said that the song could have a better hook. Tech allowed Krizz to prove it, soon after he did so he was signed to Strange Music.
You usually kno Krizz Kaliko is coming with his verse when he calls out
"Kali baby!"
One may think he's saying "Cali Baby" but he's from Kansas City, Missouri. Kali is short for Kaliko. (:
Krizz Kaliko by the TRULY REAL Beast November 15, 2011
A handsome boy
Talented
Awesome and hella dorky
"He's so Kaliko-"
"Kaliko?"
"Yeah. Look it up on urban dictionary."

Krizz Kaliko 

A great rapper and singer associated with Strange Music. He has vitiligo, a skin condition which causes lack of pigmentation in the skin. He has released multiple albums Vitiligo, Genius, Shock Treatment, S.I.C ep, Kicken and Screamin, and Neh-Mind ep. He has lots of talent and can sing and rap much better than most mainstream rappers.
Who is the best singer in hiphop

Krizz Kaliko hands down.
Krizz Kaliko by MUSIC-JUDGE January 7, 2013

karlixon 

A no lifer who spends his whole life playing minecraft even tho he is horrible at the game
Woah where is KarliXon?
Playing Badlion as always!
karlixon by xdlmao July 9, 2016

Hot Karlito 

Similar to the everyday Hot Karl, but only performed immediately after dining at your local Taco Bell.
"Hey Jenny, I had one too many Chalupas and would appreciate putting you on the receiving end of an hour long Hot Karlito."
Hot Karlito by HWP333 October 17, 2008

Kerlikowske 

Tar-like substance left on tools used to smoke marijuana.
Dude! My pipe is clogged with kerlikowske
Kerlikowske by Alex_is_cool123 November 2, 2011
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