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A name that 40 year old burnouts call themselves to make themselves feel like they’re 21 again. They also make dumb decisions when they are drunk
Yo bro, this guy texted me some weird shit, he seems drunk.

Oh nvm. He must be kaliko
Kaliko by Funnytingzbca February 25, 2023
person who has no skills at halo
Bob: dude that guy just got owned

Jeff: yeah hes such a kaliko
Kaliko by pmain January 20, 2009

Krizz Kaliko 

Amazing Rapper from the independent label Strange Music. He has been featured on many of Tech N9ne's songs, has 3 albums (Vilitigo, Genius, Shock Treatment) and 1 EP (S.I.C.).
He suffers from a skin disease, Vilitigo, which gives him smooth white patches on parts of his body. Anyone who judges him for so will get smacked by me.
Tech and Krizz go back all the way from the 90s. Tech made a song called "Who You Came To See" and Krizz said that the song could have a better hook. Tech allowed Krizz to prove it, soon after he did so he was signed to Strange Music.
You usually kno Krizz Kaliko is coming with his verse when he calls out
"Kali baby!"
One may think he's saying "Cali Baby" but he's from Kansas City, Missouri. Kali is short for Kaliko. (:
Krizz Kaliko by the TRULY REAL Beast November 15, 2011

Krizz Kaliko 

A great rapper and singer associated with Strange Music. He has vitiligo, a skin condition which causes lack of pigmentation in the skin. He has released multiple albums Vitiligo, Genius, Shock Treatment, S.I.C ep, Kicken and Screamin, and Neh-Mind ep. He has lots of talent and can sing and rap much better than most mainstream rappers.
Who is the best singer in hiphop

Krizz Kaliko hands down.
Krizz Kaliko by MUSIC-JUDGE January 7, 2013

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