A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
When there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. Karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.
Too many people doing too much evil. Time for karmageddon.
Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-Way whose awesomeness rivals Chuck Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.
Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you're reading this, you will be force-fed to his army of robotic alligators named Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.
The desired outcome of an act of kindness, or the undesired reapage of a nasty deed. A Pauly Shore way to say the word "karma." It's also fun to say because peoplemistake it for the word "carnage."
Dude, if you would do me a kindness, you might just reap you some good karmage.
After I cut that lady off and then ran a red, I got slayed some karmage by getting pulled over by the fuzz.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.