Kaiklette

Originating in Kaikoura on the East coast of New Zealand’s South Island, the Kaiklette is a culinary masterpiece fashioned from eggs, dairy and only the finest instant noodles, ideally Mi Goreng. Essentially, a Kaiklette is an omelette that has been raised to another level by including carbohydrates within and enhanced by the implicitly provided flavour sachets of the instant noodle. The name Kaiklette originates from “Kai” meaning food in Maori, “k” because it makes it sound good and “lette”, meaning “fucking awesome” in Latvian. A Kaiklette is not be mistaken for its poorer cousin, the Motlette.

Dan: Clint, can you cook me a Kaiklette?
Clint: I can’t, we only have maggi noodles, would you like a Motlette instead?
Dan: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.

by dangermax July 18, 2019

Kooklette

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I looked in the bowl after I took a dump and there were just a bunch of little kooklettes floating.

by Aladan May 8, 2007

kacklattenwurst

German word for a Person wich plays unfair in Games.

What a Kacklattenwurst!

by DonFale March 8, 2018

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Killette is the same as Juggalette.

by PandaLamp October 8, 2006

Kanklett

A skinny person's ankle that isn't working right.

The skinny chick's kanklett flopped straight over and dropped her to the ground.

by Nikkiyb February 5, 2026