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Kankki is a very big gamer that loves ball and cannon cart from clash royale.He has a huge penis and is very straight and not gay.He steals all the women and is very handsome and not gay.
"Yo guys it´'s Kankki!I hope he doesn't steal my girl."
kankki by Kankki Gaming May 6, 2022
Words you can keep
A little snugglemuffin who has done nothing wrong and has never been mean to anyone but still get bullied and has it rough.
"Yo man, it's okay, you were just the Kaneki of the situation!"
kaneki by SnugglemuffinStatus February 8, 2015
Poor kaneki did nothing wrong and had his world came falling down, then he turns out to be really cool and crazy after being tortured for a while
Jason: *cracks index finger*

Kaneki: *cracks index finger*
Kaneki by Dokidokitodoroki April 4, 2020

kaneki ken 

black haired: a kawaii snuggle muffin who did nothing wrong
White haired: bad ass motherfucker that is hot af
Look! A wild KANEKI KEN appeared!
kaneki ken by Kawaii desu July 16, 2015

Kaneki ken 

A sweet cute boy that will do anything to please anyone. As a ghoul has had a hard life but is a hot ass fucker.
Person 1: can I fuck kaneki ken
Kaneki ken by G0lftheplayer August 26, 2015
A two sided person. The first side is cute and innocent. The other is a complete badass and hot.
Person: i didn't know they were such a kaneki
Kaneki by Jason_JaSoN July 13, 2020
A troll from the beta homestuck verse. Wears a red sweater and constantly goes on rants that have no base or meaning except that you triggering him. Triggers are emotional responses that could be anger or sexual. He types and speaks replacing "b" with 6 and "o" with 9 to represent his astrological sign of cancer. Relative to Karkat.
"OMG! It's a Kankri! Run for your eardrums!"
Kankri by Meowgoddess January 13, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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