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A troll from the beta homestuck verse. Wears a red sweater and constantly goes on rants that have no base or meaning except that you triggering him. Triggers are emotional responses that could be anger or sexual. He types and speaks replacing "b" with 6 and "o" with 9 to represent his astrological sign of cancer. Relative to Karkat.
"OMG! It's a Kankri! Run for your eardrums!"
Kankri by Meowgoddess January 13, 2013
Words you can keep
A person of seedy character who has a fetish for kankles who makes love to the kankles of others without consent.

A kankle rapist.
Mike's victim was unsuspecting, he saw the ballerina position of the kankles and pounced! He was later arrested and charged for being a kankist
Kankist by KMcontiki July 8, 2011
Related Words
Kankri Kanari Kanaria Kanki leg kanking Kakri kanariah Kanarie kanarii Kanario
The most awesome girl in the world, is super gorgeous, with the lamest sense of humor. She’s smart af and has an anime with the same name as her. She will do anything for her friends and has a temper on her, but if you find that bad bitch Kanaria, you better keep her ass.
Example:
Guy 1: DAMMMMNNNN, who is that?
Guy 2: Man that’s Kanaria
Guy 1: NAH THATS KANARIA
Kanaria by Lil Awesome December 9, 2018
Mayra, who's is known as KAKRI. One of the sweetest, cutest and the best girl in the world. She will irritate you, pull your legs, crack silly jokes but still everyone loves her.
She is the biggest fan of mahira(Mau).

:-Kakri name is given by her brother Ankit🤭.....!!!
Kakri , tu bandal h ullu h suar h bhaiss h bakri hai mgr dil bhi hai or jaan bhi h🙉❤️.....!!!!!
Kakri by Hayye rabba May 27, 2021
Kankki is a very big gamer that loves ball and cannon cart from clash royale.He has a huge penis and is very straight and not gay.He steals all the women and is very handsome and not gay.
"Yo guys it´'s Kankki!I hope he doesn't steal my girl."
kankki by Kankki Gaming May 6, 2022

[kankilicious] 

an adjective describing someone with extreme kankles
"DAMN did you see those heels tyrisakalaqua was wearing last night? her kankles were going to cause an earthquake"
"ya that bitch is kankilicious"
[kankilicious] by y2017fgl January 16, 2009

kanariah 

A smart, funny, happy, annoying and bipolar girl. She loves to just be herself. She can be mean... She is a tomboy. If you make her mad she will forgive you no matter what.... she lies but than she will tell the truth! She is trustworthy. If she likes a boy she will not tell him but she will just smile at you.. she is loyal but she can’t find the right one cause when she does she leaves him so he can do his best..... she is loveable and was planned to be born! She make new friends no matter where she is going! She can act dumb at times but she is super smart!! She loves to play sports ( she can’t pick a sport but loves to play) she is very tiny.. like a teddy bear and very very love-able .... she is gorgeous, beautiful, and amazing.... if you ever meet one keep one there worth it
I like this girl name kanariah but I don’t know if she likes me.
kanariah by Shhhmyname🤩 January 16, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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