kamalaugh

(verb) to laugh like Kamala Harris over anything not laughable; a defense mechanism for ignoramuses to divert the conversation from something they do not know shit about

The Vice President Kamalaughed after quipping that she harris been to Europe.

by Gōng Dìqiú July 25, 2024

Kavanaugh’ed

Getting shit faced drunk on beer with a bunch of dudes and then waking up with no idea of where you were or what you did the night before

I don’t remember meeting that bitch because I Kavanaugh’ed that night

by Lululab September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'ed

(Verb) - describing the action of getting drugged with the intent of being raped or gang raped

Damn, she got "kavanaugh'ed".
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Be careful don't get "kavanaugh'ed".
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I got so drunk last night I could've been "kavanaugh'ed".

by T-REX-AS October 12, 2018

kavanaugh'd

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!

The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.

by ElDiabloBlue September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

kavanaugh'd

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".

Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.

by Pancake the Syrupinater September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh Cocktail

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.

She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?

by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018