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Cum dumpster, slut, whore, red headed she devil, bitch, boyfriend stealer
Kalsi is a much better kisser than you

Probably because she's kissed so many guys
kalsi by Jjducky11 August 12, 2014
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kali pig 

A name for a wonderful female cat who's either black or dark brown.
Where did you get that beautiful kitty cat? I got Kali Pig from the shelter.
kali pig by Rini323 April 23, 2017
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kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

Kali Uchis 

An amazing music artist that is Colombian- American. She was born on July 17, 1994. She sings R&B/ soulful type music. She has an ep titled “Por Vida” (which translates to, “for life”) and an album titled Isolation. She has collaborated with artists such as, Tyler the Creator, Steve Lacy, The Gorillaz, Jorja Smith, Reykon, Bootsy Collins, Daniel Caesar, and etc.
Kali Uchis is my favorite singer. She is a queen
Kali Uchis by Music lover234556 January 7, 2019

kali weed 

Ganja (marijuana) often used in the Jamaican Rastafarian community. Name probably originates from Hindu goddess Kali and refers to female buds. Or it could mean
Smoke the kali weed and feel irie.
kali weed by Emstarr October 17, 2008
Kalia is flower in Hawaiian. In most cases girls with the name kalia are beautiful and kind hearted individuals with old souls who can be a blessing to your life....I'd suggest that if you ever get the chance to meet one ,you hold on to them because a girl like this is rare.
"Man I need to get me a kalia" said Nate.
Kalia by AlwaysRight34 January 14, 2017

Kali Uchis 

a absolute queen, who’s beautiful, and successful.
friend: “stop talking about Kali uchis all the time

me: “bitch stfu, and kindly stream sin miedo” 😌
Kali Uchis by cvsmiic July 13, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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