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He is a hot man and everybody likes him. He probably has 60 Million dollas and 10 sports cars. He is burning hot just like super idol. If you meet a Kalle G you know him. He is allso realy cool. There is only one Kalle G in the wold and no one can compete with the sheer heat and money that he has. Only few pepole have meet him but they say that they have never seen eanything as bueatiful not even there own child (if the have one)
Betrice: "wow than man is so hot i can feel the heat from a mile away"
Lucy: " and he is rich as fuck damm"
Paul: "i wish i could be as cool as him"
Karl: " You will never be as cool as Kalle G paul it is imposible"
kalle G by StrangeCardboard February 7, 2022
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Kale Girl 

Sort of a hipster, health connoisseur in diet and exercise, that is very crafty, extremely pretty, very practical, very intelligent and very open.
"How can Savannah NOT see that she's a kale girl?"

"Yeah, she's totally a kale girl"
Kale Girl by Pumas2119 February 19, 2017

Kale girls 

Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.
"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"

"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."
Kale girls by kjnakca December 7, 2009

dose kalie go with gemari 

Kalie is so loving she goes with a men name gemari even though a gemari hurt her she still loves then she will love then she will change her for then she will be so sad when you leave her she takes things so seriously when she say I miss you she dose when she say I love you she dose mean it.when she say leave me alone don’t talk to her have her a hug tell her how cute she is.If you don’t like her and you don’t want to hurt her just tell her so she don’t find out and be more sad. She needs a gemari ❤️💖❤️💖💍❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️❤️ 🔥❤️💖❤️ 🔥💖
Dose Kalie go with gemari yes she dose so much

Kalee Gacha 

A girl who likes to make Gacha videos and has a lot of friends and is naturally kind. But doesn’t have a stable posting schedule. 😡
Kalee Gacha by Kalee Gacha September 17, 2019

ginger Karle 

The most beautiful ginger locks you’ve ever seen, what a hunk!!! If you come across a ginger Karle give this guy a high 5, also known for being gay with his best friend Keith.
“Hey have you seen ginger Karle”

Friend - “yea he’s over there blowing Keith 21 from Asda”
ginger Karle by Keith21 July 25, 2022

God's kale 

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.
God's kale by Purple6 October 29, 2023