kalkulator

In a kalkulator, 2+2 is 5, 69x69 is 4761 (actually it is), ur+mom is ashley, 9+10 is 21 and much more.

John Doe: Yo, I need help in this question.
Joe Mama: Sure. I'll bring out the KALKULATOR.

kalkulator by some random ass kid January 17, 2022

Kalkanator

When a teacher can't control his/her own class. When he/she yells nobody pays any attention.

"Dude, shes such a Kalkanator"

"I know right!"

Kalkanator by Austin Kal November 9, 2011

klamkulator 

Most awesome person alive. Is usually emotionally attracted and connected to a Casio Prizm fx-CG10. Very good at math. Very bad at English. Generally smart.

Person: HAH! Look a Klamkulator!
KLamkulator: *makes out with calculator*

klamkulator by KLAMICH November 5, 2013

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) 

These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) by evalynn austin January 10, 2023

walkulator 

The moving walkway that transports passengers to and from their gates at airports around the world.

Was to tired to run to the gate. Took the Walkulator and enjoyed the view.

walkulator by DJ MadRich November 15, 2015

kabukulator

brain or head

I never write any shit down. I keed everything up here in the old "kabukulator."

kabukulator by kabukulator August 5, 2010

Konkulator 

An imaginary internal sensor that controls spiritual, mental and physical well being.

Dude, how's your fucking konkulator ?

Konkulator by Jiminee McFuckingdingdong August 3, 2005