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A soccer striker who spends most of his/her playing time begging opponent to let him score goals.
When Niko plays football, he's usually a Kalinic.
kalinic by weareacmilan May 4, 2018
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Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
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Klainicorn 

A Klainicorn is a COMPLETELY REAL creature that slighty resembles a unicorn. It has a rainbow mane, it lives at Dalton (On a Klainebow in the Klouds) and it's best friends with Herman the Love Fern. Its favorite food is glitter, however it does not hurt them, and they also enjoy having their stables decked out in sparkles. They are known for dueting romantically... and they also happen to be pictured in the bottom lefthand corner of the original "Harry Potter: The Musical" poster.
Did you see that Klainicorn there?

Of course! I have one as a pet!
Klainicorn by SMFAHforlife April 10, 2011

Kalnicki 

A sex position that involves many years to perfect. It involves putting both legs above your head, then giving yourself oral sex, whilst being sodomized.
John: "Have you tried Kalnicki?"
Andrew: "Oh, I heard that takes practice."
John: ";)"
Kalnicki by DarrinT January 16, 2011

Kaliningrad 

a sketchy naval city disconnected from the rest of Russia. Formerly Konigsburg, Prussia, it became a shithole during the Soviet times and is home to the ugliest building in Europe (the House of the Soviets)

It's that random piece of Russia between Poland and Lithuania
Don't go to Kaliningrad, it's ugly as fuck.
Kaliningrad by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010
something so beautiful and handy, that not even Plato can define it.
This sh*t is kalonic, dude.
kalonic by Bionike January 25, 2017

kalenichenko 

An amazing person that doesnt need a last name
There goes kalenichenko
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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