kalonic

something so beautiful and handy, that not even Plato can define it.

This sh*t is kalonic, dude.

by Bionike January 25, 2017

Kalon

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

Kalon

Normally a Cool Guy That Knows a Lot of People. And Normally Has Friends that are Nob Heads. Hes So Cool he Makes Ice Cubes Jelous. 'Kalon' The One And Only. The Best Name in Europe.

Kalon

by Batman K. July 04, 2009

Kalon

Normally a really sweet guy. Hes got a lot of goofy friends and enjoys being with them. Hes really cool, and hot too. Kalon is the best boyfriend ever.

girl: "Man, you see that guy over there? he must be a Kalon"

by cherry123568 December 16, 2016

Kalon moment

When Kalon says something that Kalon would say

“You didn’t know you could block in Kingdom Hearts? Kalon moment.”

by Kridian719 October 13, 2020

dirty kalon

When someone dates a Hispanic bitch but really wants to have sex with all of the white girls they know while listening to Ke$ha

Maria got cheated on by that dirty Kalon at the Macklemore concert.

by Lateyoungyveltal April 16, 2020