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dirty kaliese 

when your eating someone’s ass and they decide to poop and shit in your face, but it makes you rock hard anyways
man, that dirty kaliese was fucking wild
dirty kaliese by massivedong600 April 28, 2020
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Kalisse is a pretty girl with a great sense of humor she will do anything for her boyfriend just don't test her or she will turn into the devil .... She is loyal and freaky ...lol and she is the jealous type. she is goofy and she is smart .
Kalisse is one of a kind
Kalisse by Queen01 March 14, 2017

katiesexual

having sexual feelings for katie mcgrath.
i am so gay and katiesexual.
katiesexual by guazzellireyes January 3, 2021
An amazing person who cares to a fault. Who holds others above themselves and is always getting hurt by it. They always feel like they are getting hurt, but there are some out there who will always be there to care for those who leave none for themselves.
Even a Kalise needs someone to take care of them every once in awhile.
Kalise by RAWR;) July 30, 2012
Some one who is very loved and loves people. She’s also an extrovert and is pretty funny...also very smart and knows what she wants in life and love God tremendously! Has lots of friends and lots of people are secretly jealous of her...but she knows! She is beautiful and has a nice walk and shape. She makes a great friend, gf, sister, fiancé, wife etc. She also has the favor of God on her life
Wow Kalise is awesome!

I love kalise
Woah...she’s hot

She’s sooo smart
Kalise by Chosennnn March 17, 2019

Kalesexual 

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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