kalek 

Kalek a uncommon name but if you ever meet a kalek they are one of the most hottest guys ever and have a great personality and are very happy people and are kind

Girl1:Girl,did you see kalek

Girl2:Omg,yes he's so hot

Girl1:hope he notices me

kalek by Curly headed cutie February 9, 2017

kalek 

the guy from discord and he's Serbian

commie: Hey Kalek! how are you?

kalek:COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPECOPE COPE COPE COPE

kalek by comunist person May 13, 2022

kalek jambu

Kalek jambu is slang developed from the scientific name (Syzygium abatakam) of the tree known as kalek jambu in Minang. It means the state of being about to cum, as "abatakam" is similar to the slang word "ambatukam".

Bro, she was bouncing on it crazy style last night. After only one minute, I was kalek jambu.

kalek jambu by elite ball knowledge October 27, 2025

Kalekidan 

A beautiful sexy girl who has a great sense of humour. You’d be lucky to have her as a friend or more she’d be able to light ur face up brighter than the sun. If she hears someone has said something about her she wouldn’t give a crap.She has the most beautiful smile and amazing eyes. Make sure to keep a kalekidan im your life because you’ll need her.

Kalekidan will light up my day whenever I’m down

Kalekidan by Riley mcings March 14, 2019

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

Kaleb ass shit by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.

JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

kaleidowank by howlingmadwilger May 18, 2014

Kalea

Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!

Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!

Kalea by 💞💍 November 27, 2018