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kaleiohao 

A beaner that steals bikes and has a giant mole and a very small uncirumsized Penis;
A guy who is gay with a boyfriend named michael;
A person who makes fun of your mom and then becomes appologetic when he thinks he's gonna get caught and then starts crying to find out it was all a joke.
that faggot was a total kaleiohao.
kaleiohao by Katie Myers October 6, 2008

Kaleigha 

A beautiful girl that's a little weird, but always down for a good time. She always is in style and even creates trends of her own.
"Man, Kaleigha looked good today. That girl's got some serious style."
Kaleigha by followmeoninstagram March 4, 2015

Kaleigha 

Kaleigha is a beautiful n THICC lil thang but kinda weird, overall she a W girlfriend if u find you a Kaleigha!!!
Damn Kaleigha THICC asl.
Kaleigha by UNKNOWN((((9 April 14, 2023

kaleiokalani 

hawaiian for the flowers of heaven.
nikita kaleiokalani

kaleisha 

All - round awesome bitch. Tends to be attracted mostly to masculine Sagittarius blokes 5 - 10 years older than herself. Tough on the outside and jello on the inside - similar to a lychee.
Met the coolest girl at Bronte yesterday afternoon. Her name is Kaleisha and I like her.
kaleisha by Manbitch December 7, 2020

kaleoholic 

Kaleoholic is a person who has developed a disorder characterized by the dependence on the vegetable kale, repeated excessive use of kale and/or constantly discussing kale.
Sandra had three kale smoothies and a kale salad today. I am afraid she might be a kaleoholic.
kaleoholic by Mark Jenney December 22, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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