Kalaes is defined as two men doing very sexual actions in a public setting and at very inappropriate time or place. Kalaes can also be defined as a person who does not do well in school so has to resort to temping his teachers in to sexual favors to raise his grade.
"Yo I thing that guy pulled a kalaes to raise his grade in english to get an A+"
"I couldn't even go to the bath room these guys where doin some kalaes things, it was gross"
"I couldn't even go to the bath room these guys where doin some kalaes things, it was gross"
by Brendan Did It June 06, 2019
Kala is the epitome of most things pure. A pure soul, a pure heart and above all, one who radiates pure love. A Kala is a being who serendipitously appeared and fucked everything up in the most beautiful way imaginable. Kala demonstrates knowledge, strength, passion and curiosity, which very quickly can raise the quality of those who interact with Kala. To put it all into one condensed context, Kala is a work of art, beautiful to look at, rewarding to touch, multifaceted, multi layered and simply beautiful.
by il tuo amore October 24, 2019
by sasha March 27, 2005
The realist nigga you'll meet. His nickname is lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches sleeping. He can sometimes have temper tantrums, but he can also be sweet as well.
Girl: “oh my god, his cock is hanging out his skivvies” other girl: “oh yeah, that’s Kalae the lazy 8”.
by Ikaika_V3 November 23, 2021
a best friend who is always there for you but doesnt really have an opinion on things who everyone loves
by woman December 04, 2004
by Laayla March 04, 2005
A: Ti kanis re?
B: Kala, poli kala, ala xtes to ouzo me ekene resili...
A: Kala, ti epathe?
B: Ase me, re.
B: Kala, poli kala, ala xtes to ouzo me ekene resili...
A: Kala, ti epathe?
B: Ase me, re.
by Ellie_Belly January 13, 2006