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Kristy Crust 

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Related Words
kaisty • Kristy • kaity • Kristyn • kristyna • Kristyann • Kaisey • kaishyiem • kaisly • kaist

Kristyna 

She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.

But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.

She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
"I hope I can get married with Kristyna"
"She's the love of my life "
Kristyna by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018

kristy pepper 

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.

dirty kristy 

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!
A very beautiful girl that has a lot of guy friends and girl friends. She thinks she's ugly but is actually a goddess. She is very good at solving problems and is always good at making new friends. She knows what people are thinking and isn't afraid to stand up for what is right. Although she has many guy friends, she has only ONE that she likes the most.
Dude: Oh that girl kristy, she's a keeper
kristy by laterrtatters May 13, 2020
A girl who is a master in all things! She is a nympho and a kinky one at that. Will go to war for her friends and family both old and new.is good with stressful situations. Loves to have a good time and is always up for new things
That girl kristy knows how to have fun
kristy by realtalk8188 October 28, 2013
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