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German way to say that you have eaten something wrong und you know your next toilet visit will be horrible.

Symptoms are:

your stuff sticks on your butt hair, Cramps, unpleasant moaning
German way: ich glaub der Fisch war schlecht und jetzt muss ich richtig kaggen

Translation: I think the fish we bad and now I'm sitting on the toilet, feels like kaggen. Let me kaggen!
kaggen by Sergiocamote December 3, 2021
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Often mistaken as a dork, the sweetest person you will ever meet. Someone that would make an amazing mate and hubby. May act like a toughie but under his swoopy brown hair and huge muscles is a big heart. Insanely smart and the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Has the prettiest blue eyes. Reacts negatively to sarcasm but has the ability to make you smile and laugh and feel like the most important person in the world.
Kaagen? You mean epic awesomeness?!
Kaagen by tabbyj March 14, 2012
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Koggensnorken 

A word that sounds like a mixture between German, Dutch and English. Its used as an answer if your humor is pretty irreversibly damaged, you try to sound like youre speaking another language or dont really know what to say.
Person A: "Hey, why do you have such a weird humor?"

Person B: "Koggensnorken."
Koggensnorken by Teto51 April 21, 2022
Kagen: Kagen is a very caring and nice guy, he is hilarious and sometimes offensive (which can also be hilarious) has a love for cats, Kagen is very protective about cats and will fight you if you make fun of cats. He is normally short and gets in trouble a lot, but he knows everyone.
Guy 1: Ah look it’s Kagen
Guy 2: Oh yes everyone knows Kagen
Kagen by want.some.stickers May 26, 2018
A cool, nice mannered guy. Always happy to provide dank memes. Occasionally racist.
Guy: Damn. I wish I had total dankness right now.

Kargen: Here. Have this *Gives folder containing about 7000+ memes and dankness.*
kargen by GreysWulf5ever December 23, 2014

Bagge's kagge 

If you walk down the street and see a fat man with a huge kagge, it was probably Bagge's kagge. With a diameter of 423 lightyears this may be the largest mass in the universe. Once consumed Bengan and learnt all the electricity-learning. Together with his baht he will soon overcome Thanos in power.
Holy shit, is that Bagge's kagge? We better seek shelter before we get sucked in!
Bagge's kagge by SimonLovesJill December 4, 2021
A very uncommon name for a guy. So rare, that when someone named kagen, finds another kagen, they try to kill one another. see decapitate Normally extra cute
Guy: yo! look at those kagen's fight!
guy 2: OH NO! hes going for the head!
girl: that kagen is really cute
kagen by Gablanoonpashda April 18, 2008
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