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German way to say that you have eaten something wrong und you know your next toilet visit will be horrible.

Symptoms are:

your stuff sticks on your butt hair, Cramps, unpleasant moaning

German way: ich glaub der Fisch war schlecht und jetzt muss ich richtig kaggen

Translation: I think the fish we bad and now I'm sitting on the toilet, feels like kaggen. Let me kaggen!

kaggen by Sergiocamote December 3, 2021

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Kaagen

Often mistaken as a dork, the sweetest person you will ever meet. Someone that would make an amazing mate and hubby. May act like a toughie but under his swoopy brown hair and huge muscles is a big heart. Insanely smart and the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Has the prettiest blue eyes. Reacts negatively to sarcasm but has the ability to make you smile and laugh and feel like the most important person in the world.

Kaagen? You mean epic awesomeness?!

Kaagen by tabbyj March 14, 2012

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Koggensnorken

A word that sounds like a mixture between German, Dutch and English. Its used as an answer if your humor is pretty irreversibly damaged, you try to sound like youre speaking another language or dont really know what to say.

Person A: "Hey, why do you have such a weird humor?"

Person B: "Koggensnorken."

Koggensnorken by Teto51 April 21, 2022

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Kagen

Kagen: Kagen is a very caring and nice guy, he is hilarious and sometimes offensive (which can also be hilarious) has a love for cats, Kagen is very protective about cats and will fight you if you make fun of cats. He is normally short and gets in trouble a lot, but he knows everyone.

Guy 1: Ah look it’s Kagen
Guy 2: Oh yes everyone knows Kagen

Kagen by want.some.stickers May 26, 2018

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kargen

A cool, nice mannered guy. Always happy to provide dank memes. Occasionally racist.

Guy: Damn. I wish I had total dankness right now.

Kargen: Here. Have this *Gives folder containing about 7000+ memes and dankness.*

kargen by GreysWulf5ever December 23, 2014

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Bagge's kagge

If you walk down the street and see a fat man with a huge kagge, it was probably Bagge's kagge. With a diameter of 423 lightyears this may be the largest mass in the universe. Once consumed Bengan and learnt all the electricity-learning. Together with his baht he will soon overcome Thanos in power.

Holy shit, is that Bagge's kagge? We better seek shelter before we get sucked in!

Bagge's kagge by SimonLovesJill December 4, 2021

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kagen

A very uncommon name for a guy. So rare, that when someone named kagen, finds another kagen, they try to kill one another. see decapitate Normally extra cute

Guy: yo! look at those kagen's fight!
guy 2: OH NO! hes going for the head!
girl: that kagen is really cute

kagen by Gablanoonpashda April 18, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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