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Often mistaken as a dork, the sweetest person you will ever meet. Someone that would make an amazing mate and hubby. May act like a toughie but under his swoopy brown hair and huge muscles is a big heart. Insanely smart and the most hardworking person you will ever meet. Has the prettiest blue eyes. Reacts negatively to sarcasm but has the ability to make you smile and laugh and feel like the most important person in the world.
Kaagen? You mean epic awesomeness?!
Kaagen by tabbyj March 14, 2012
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Pronounced like car in.

The most complex woman you'll ever meet! Wears her heart on her sleeve and is always there for everyone. Never puts herself first. Incredibly beautiful inside and out!

Just like the magical unicorn, if you ever come across a Kaaren (only the ones spelled this way) you will never forget her!
Do not mess with the things she holds the closest! Kaaren will do wherever it requires to protect them. Her tongue is a vicious weapon!
I had coffee with Kaaren, it was very profound in an incredible way.

That's Kaaren's, I wouldn't mess with it. Oh shit....she's going to be so pissed
Kaaren by venny June 28, 2016
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Kaagen • Keagen • Kalagen • kagen • karagen • Kragen • kaaden • Kaager • kaaKen • Kaaren
A young boy with the most heart warming smile and dazzling blue eyes.

sometimes a handfull, still always a Wonderfull, beautiful, and handsome child.

Someone who has you wrapped up in a hug with a smile every time they see you, and at every good by.
Guy- I need some hugs and kisses! :(

Girl- yeah where is Keagen right now?
Keagen by Keagen May 24, 2014
the most wonderful guy in the entire world
Did you see Keagen? He's adorable.
Keagen by Kyleeyleeylee June 9, 2009
Kagen: Kagen is a very caring and nice guy, he is hilarious and sometimes offensive (which can also be hilarious) has a love for cats, Kagen is very protective about cats and will fight you if you make fun of cats. He is normally short and gets in trouble a lot, but he knows everyone.
Guy 1: Ah look it’s Kagen
Guy 2: Oh yes everyone knows Kagen
Kagen by want.some.stickers May 26, 2018
(n) A sweet ass person known to the general public as Negark. Everyone wishes they were him, and he makes all the girls say "heyyyy." He is allergic to cats and enjoys drinking crown royal. If you have had the honor of meeting this person you will know he is amazing.
That guy is almost as hot as Kragen.
Kragen by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011
A cool, nice mannered guy. Always happy to provide dank memes. Occasionally racist.
Guy: Damn. I wish I had total dankness right now.

Kargen: Here. Have this *Gives folder containing about 7000+ memes and dankness.*
kargen by GreysWulf5ever December 23, 2014
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