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kalteen bar
In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
kalteen bar by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
kaeleen
Very caring, sweet, outgoing girl with amazing sense of humor. Absolutely gorgeous inside and out. Loves to have a good time but also very lazy when she wants to be. Hard worker and a Leader. The kind of Friend everyone should have in their life.
kaeleen by short4lyfe January 4, 2014
Kaelee
Kaelee is surely the bestest friend you’ll ever have. So don’t mess that up. She tends to be really loud but is very beautiful and has a great personality... Kaelee’s are normally into y’all guys with beanies and glasses. She makes friends with people who are just like her. But don’t get her mad, she’ll block you off of everything. She brings light into everyone’s day with just one smile. Her laugh is very contagious and somewhat annoying.
I love you Kaelee- babycakes
Kaelee
A selfconcious but beautiful girl. She loves her friends and family to death and will do anything for them. She's sweet and caring, and loves to smile. Her smile is contagious and will light up a room. She's always laughing and always happy. If you happen to catch her on a bad day, (which is rare) she'll be smiling and laughing by the end of it. She's successful and always will be. A Kaelee works hard for everything she gets, and makes sure nothing gets handed to her. She knows what she wants in life, and goes out to get it. Raising a family won't be hard for Kaelee's because it comes natural. Kaelee's love to sing and dance, and play all different sports, doing it with ease also. Although things come easy to Kaelee's, they don't like to believe it. They never accept the credit they deserve, because they think they don't deserve it. They are intelligent and extremely funny. Kaelee's are honest and compassionate lovers. They will always be by your side when you need a hand and are the best girlfriends. They truely do care and show it. They know every single little detail about you because they listen closely. Kaelee's are a blessing and it would be a shame if you didn't have one in your life.
Kaelee by Laughingboxofhatred January 5, 2014
Katee
The craziest person ever!! always nice. may be an actress. very very very gorgeous. Very tall and thin and always laughing and smiling. the best of friend. caring toward everyone. gets mad when people spell there name 'katie'
Katee by loveyerdarling November 12, 2009
Kaitee
A brunette with light eyes that is really funny & isnt afriad to act childish/wierd/wacky with her friends.
shes really fun loving and caring.
shes really fun loving and caring.
Kaitee by 4582youknooow May 27, 2008
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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