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Kachau is just a dick. He is that 1 person who think he knows everything and doesn't want any arguments. He will never accept defeat and just always annoys you and he doesn't want you to get annoyed at him yet he can get annoyed 😠 fast but he can be at least cool.if you have a kachau in your life just leave it there.the time ain't worth it.
Kachau sucks
kachau by Z.K.L May 7, 2020
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Usually is cute asf but will never openly say it, always is humble but inwardly knows he is the best, females have no trouble falling in love with, funny asf, has good friends.
I just met a kashaun today
kashaun by @1.xx.ny May 2, 2019
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Kacharka 

It is the result of a man fucking a woman on her period. It is the mix of cum and period blood.
Joey didn't know stacey was on her period and pulled out to find kacharka all over his little dick.
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Kachango My Mango 

A phrase used as an exclamation, similar to "cool" or "well I'll be darned".
"Well Kachango my Mango!!! That's really cool dude!"
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An onomatopoeic verb used to describe the act of vomiting when the vomiter is a dog or cat.
On some pets it can actually take on a sort of brass pipes and plunger tone.... after an evening where you stupidly let your dog finish the left over onion and anchovy pizza and are awakened to that terrifying "KA-Churg! KA-Churg! KA-Churg! sound and poor Bowzer in a muzzle down reverse hunch stepping slowly backwards across the foot of your bed...... the series of "KA-Churg!"'s ends with a louder "Ka-Kack!" when the offending substance is finally laid half digested on the bedspread your sainted grandma knitted in the old country.
"Sorry I'm so out of it today, Bowser kachurged cup-o-pizza all over my bed in the middle of the night and I had to get up to try and save my sainted grandma's bedspread that she knitted in the old country. After that I couldn't get back to sleep."
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kachunkerchunker 

Someone who makes a stupid mistake that will cost them. Basicly another word for stupid.
during a game of poker :P

jolliffe "i fold"
cleary "raise 10'000"
jolliffe "you loose! you kachunkerchunker!"
kachunkerchunker by gingeeeeee January 19, 2009
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