The act of driving recklessly while searching for kabob. It usually results in damage to the car. There are often terrorist looking passengers involved and kabobjam music blaring.

For the love of Allah, slow down before you kabobamodo your bumper again.

kabobamodo by The real kabob king November 3, 2013

Related Words

kabobas • kabbash • Kabbass • Kabobaa • kabobamodo • kabobavob • Kabobsyanob • Baby kabobs • Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun • kabba-slappa

kabbash

(ka BOSH)
(v.) 1) To seal or close. 2) To put an end to or stop to; to finish.
(n.) A lid or seal; an end to an arguement or confrontation.

note: can also be spelled "kabosh," but in Dane Cook's stand-up skit "The Heckler and The Kabbash," it is spelled this way.

"I'm going to end this. I'm going to put the kabbash on this thing right now." (Dane Cook)

kabbash by bite_me123 January 17, 2008

Kabbass

Kabbass: the equivalent of the term owned, pwned, screwed, etc.

Dang dude, you just got kabbassed by your dad!

I'm going to kabbass you in this round of Counterstrike.

Kabbass by aznmafia456 September 8, 2010

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun by chandler December 1, 2002

Kabobsyanob

To spank someone repeatedly with a glass while screaming a national anthem.

"He glared at him distastefully, preparing to give him a horrible Kabobsyanob."

Kabobsyanob by Shrekitta February 25, 2017

kabobavob

A butt

You are a kabobavob

kabobavob by klnjkncs Jim, February 5, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026