kablastoed 

When you get so drunk or high, you lose all sense of reality

Man 1:Man Joey got so kablastoed last night!
Man 2 : I know right , he took 2 dabs and hid in the closet , he wouldn’t even respond to Jane

kablastoed by Kangarooklown December 22, 2017

kablasterfuck 

Refered to the alchoholic shot consisting of 2/3 part Everclear, and 1/3 part energy drink. When drank you will get Kablasterfucked.

"Hey man I'm looking to get drunk tonight, what should I drink?"
"You will want to drink the Kablasterfuck, and you wont get drunk, you'll get Kablasterfucked!"

kablasterfuck by Benny Aldy April 13, 2008

kablasterfuck 

Usually the effect that results from taking a Kablasterfuck.

Austin: Dude that kablasterfuck was nothing

a few hours later...

Austin: I can't even describe how drunk I am.

...the next day.

Austin: Was I alive last night?
Erik: You took a couple kablasterfucks...

kablasterfuck by Eliot B April 20, 2008

Kablamoed 

When you get so crossed you can’t even talk

Thomas you was kablamoed

Kablamoed by Bigraff August 23, 2019

Kablasted 

Absolutely hammered.

Tomorrows already Friday? Holy shit I’m getting fucking Kablasted!

Kablasted by Pink and Shiny January 17, 2024