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kablasterfuck 

Refered to the alchoholic shot consisting of 2/3 part Everclear, and 1/3 part energy drink. When drank you will get Kablasterfucked.
"Hey man I'm looking to get drunk tonight, what should I drink?"
"You will want to drink the Kablasterfuck, and you wont get drunk, you'll get Kablasterfucked!"
kablasterfuck by Benny Aldy April 13, 2008
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kablasterfuck 

Usually the effect that results from taking a Kablasterfuck.
Austin: Dude that kablasterfuck was nothing

a few hours later...

Austin: I can't even describe how drunk I am.

...the next day.

Austin: Was I alive last night?
Erik: You took a couple kablasterfucks...
kablasterfuck by Eliot B April 20, 2008

kablastafucked 

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.
kablastafucked by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Kablastafuck

That cop kablastafucked that bitch with his Glock!
Kablastafuck by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

kablastifucked

To drink an extreme amount of alcohol to the point you are kablastifucked.To the near extent of blacking out avoiding hospitolization
Matt didn't remember anything because he was kablastifucked

Kablastafucked 

1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a small animal when your girlfriend is in your car, and you know theres no way out.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.
1) Guy 1: <driving along> HOLY SHIT!!!
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!

2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.

3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>

kablastafucked 

when in you are in such a bad position that no matter what u do it will turn out bad for u and others.
fuck dude, we are kablastafucked.
kablastafucked by the guy March 13, 2005
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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