modern hawaiian for a divorced and bitter female that was once impregnated by a kukupapa. A kakamama's offspring are known as pupukakas. Kakamamas are often found at local
bars with or without pupukakas in tow depending on who has custody that
week. If pupukakas are not present, one should not assume they do not exist, as a kakamama
may have custody and be using a wallkie talkie in lieu of a babysitter.
Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of
time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled
time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they
may not show for days.