Definitions by badbrad
kukupapa
Modern hawaiian for an adult male that has the behavioral traits and common sense equal to or less than the children he fathered. Kukupapas are obsessively pre-occupied with female breasts and butt sex. Offspring of a kukupapa and kakamama mating are known as pupukakas. A Kukupapa is commonly found spending all the family's limited money on expensive electronics to give to the pupukakas, which will lose or break such within 30 days or less. Kukupapas routinely "improve" expensive household items by dismantling them inventing new things with them - often resulting in fire.
kakamama
modern hawaiian for a divorced and bitter female that was once impregnated by a kukupapa. A kakamama's offspring are known as pupukakas. Kakamamas are often found at local bars with or without pupukakas in tow depending on who has custody that week. If pupukakas are not present, one should not assume they do not exist, as a kakamama may have custody and be using a wallkie talkie in lieu of a babysitter.
Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they may not show for days.
Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they may not show for days.