I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about how I lost my kaalans?
Guy 2: Yeah! Is it true that you kaalan-ed the kaalan to kaalan out of the kalaan?
Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.
A Kalam can be a very nice and kind person but if you treat a Kalam wrong it will take him time to recover. A Kalam can be the most sweetest boyfriends in the world and he wont stop liking a girl until he has that girl in his arms. Kalam's can be great best friends but some times he just needs some time to think by him self. if you have a Kalam as your boyfriend or even just a friend keep him close and don't let go because one day you will need him to be by your side. A Kalam is really helpful and its nice sometimes just to sit there and tell him all your emotions.
"Kalam and I are friends again, i'm so happy" - Kalam's best friend
"i never thought he would forgive you," - Kalam's not so kind friend
"Just get to know him and you wont be able to live without him" - Kalam's best friend.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.