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kakamama

modern hawaiian for a divorced and bitter female that was once impregnated by a kukupapa. A kakamama's offspring are known as pupukakas. Kakamamas are often found at local bars with or without pupukakas in tow depending on who has custody that week. If pupukakas are not present, one should not assume they do not exist, as a kakamama may have custody and be using a wallkie talkie in lieu of a babysitter.

Kakamamas have a polar opposite sense of time that work only to their benefit. When custody change occurs - kakamamas will drop off pupukakas early, sometimes many hours prior to the scheduled time, and when due to pick up their little legal obligations, they may not show for days.
She dropped of those pupukakas in the middle of our bachelor party - that kakamama has no sense.
by badbrad February 4, 2009
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Kakayama

A paring of two characters from the show series Naruto, Kakashi Hatake and Yamato (AKA) Tenzou. These two characters are paired as a gay couple, even though they are not really gay, Fan girls are the main source of this pairing and there are many books with these two in it having sexual relations, or just being fucking cute together.
Fangirl #1 "Hey have you seen the new super comic of Kakayama?"
Fangirl #2" NOO OMG WERE CAN I READ IT I BET IT IS SOO HOT AND SEXY!!!"
by The Definor August 26, 2013
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kakamaka

Used to describe something that's nonsensical or gibberish.
by Tea Cake April 21, 2004
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KatamaMama

A girl/woman who had her first taste of bisexuality and lesbianism in the sand dunes of Marthas Vineyard.
She always spent her summers in Marthas Vineyard after she had her first taste of being a KatamaMama.
by Muffing Diving September 19, 2006
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kakamalabumsquirt

Kakamalabumsquirt is when you get extremelyoff your tits’ possibly from alcohol or drug use, however is more commonly seen when smoking weed
Holy shit lads we’re fucking kakamalabumsquirted”
by LADZz May 24, 2018
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kakamala

Dominick is such a kakamala, but we don't need him for this situation.
by wwack August 31, 2021
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