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Sexy, smart, and cool. Of hawaiian origin.

Of course, everyone is in love with her.
Everyone wants to be a Kealani these days.
Kealani by shorty8810 June 10, 2009
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Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.
Kailani is a girl.
Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017
The name kailani means the sea and sky in Hawaiian. Kailani is usually a mixed girl with some secrets in her past, Kailani is a bad bitch but she’s also a good bitch. She’s an athlete with the best body out of the normal girl. Kailani has a phat booty but not too big. She’s loyal to every man or women that is lucky to be in a relationship with her and is known by everyone. Though a Kailani has her flaws she denies the beauty she doesn’t think she has. Kailani is smart in school she’s the girl people envy and get jealous ove. A Kailanis home life is usually not the best but is still grateful and works hard to provide. She is almost a comedian and will go bat shit crazy during any event that involves her friends just to get them to laugh.Dont be fooled the good girl image she may put as her reputation is not what she is , name it she’s most likely done it, but she doesn’t show off to be cool. She’s an amazing friend and will listen to and help all of your problems. Kailani is also a secret freak in the sheets if you get her to come out of her shell you’re in for an amazing treat, she knows what she’s doing. Overall Kailani is smart, hardworking,athletic,humble,hilarious, and a lot more. Try being friends with a kailani she’ll make your day.
Girl- Is that Kailani?
Girls boyfriend- yeah she’s great

Girl- no she’s not!

Boyfriends friend- yeah she’s well fit.

Girl- omg

Girls friend - I want Kailanis’ body
Kailani by iknowdawei May 3, 2018
Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.
Girl 1: Look at that guy! He’s so cute!
Girl 2: He must be a Kalani!
Kalani by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020
Kalani means "The Heavens" or "The Royal One" in Hawaiian. Queen Lili'oukalani's name meant "Queen of The Heavens"
In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane

Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age
Kalani by Kimokal March 11, 2012
Kailani is the cute girl of the century, everyone wants to go out with her. There will be that one lucky guy that will go out with her and be able to say I love you to her. She tends to hang out with the boys and has a lot to say. She is cute, awesome, adorable, strong, well minded, and fine as hell! She has a great body, personality and smile. If you get the chance to go out with her stay with her!
Jock: who is that fine piece of ass over there!?
Jock: Maaan that's Kailani she is the finest girl in the world, I would do anything for that!
Kailani by About jskhhansi May 16, 2014
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