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One fly-ass chicka hailing from the Midwest
Yo, k-money, keep holding it down for the playas in Ohio, yo!
k-money by K$ November 29, 2004
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when someone is a convicted sex offender and says things like “wiggity wack dawg” ; usually someone with a receding hairline
Person 1: Hey bro why are you wearing that hat

Person 2: What my fedora bro ?

Person 1: Yea bro you you look like a total k-money bro
k-money by Gay Camel November 12, 2019
A name nickname for the most beautiful woman on earth. Nice ass, pretty face, cute tats and smarter than you. She's not to be played with. Treasure her because she's rarer than any resource on earth, one of a kind and all types of fine.
Damn baby you looking like K-Money, can I get some of your Honey
K-Money by WCCTWDTOWN December 8, 2020

K money Dangle 

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.
"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
K money Dangle by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

money man k

person who’s rich but makes friends pay for his shit.
Jake: pay for my food you puss

Sebastian: Nize it money man k
money man k by BKZZ February 18, 2021

Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY) 

someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
"yo dammnn that guys a hugggge Geoff!
Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY) by G March 14, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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