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Jvdens are funny, dirty-minded, kind, and the type of guy you want to keep around. They can make you smile and laugh with so much as a few words. They love gaming, inside jokes, and have been through some tough times. Jvdens sometimes don't think before they say things which can insult you but they always come back and truly apologize.

Jvden told me a joke that offended me but after not 3 minutes, he can back and apologized.

jvden by jtibvrcio326 December 20, 2021

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Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.

If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

Jaden Hossler by accurate definer October 5, 2019

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jvden • Jaden • jaden hossler • Jadensexual • Jaden Smith • j4denvsp4 • jaden johnson • jadence • Jadene • Jaden Santa

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys

omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day

jaden hossler by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Boe Jiden

When you fall up the stairs because you're too busy sniffing your daughter.

Person 1: How did you break your knee?
Person 2: I pulled a Boe Jiden

Boe Jiden by Amongus2024 September 17, 2021

boe jiden

hi my names boe jiden and i message this forgot

oh watch this ad; hi im boe jiden and i message this forgot i......... i mean i sponsor this message

boe jiden by atomic108 May 4, 2021

Boe Jiden

Umm...uhhh... I can’t remember.

Person 1: Who is Boe Jiden
Person 2:IDRC

Boe Jiden by Engrish Funny December 7, 2020

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

Jaden Hossler by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026